Hello Ladies and gentlemen, the
" Prof. S" back to post after various time ..... I take this opportunity to greet the newest member x G friend of vekkia date now ... .
...... Gentlemen, I hope nn bore you but you need some background, and what c'entrino cn nn kiedetevi the post, xkè x the first postulate of the logic of "Prof. S" (note: DO NN X IF ANYTHING AND IF YOU DO SOMETHING THERE IS ALWAYS A STATEMENT!) , you will understand it later!
1) after several days of seclusion my roommate decided maybe we should ke de na dasse svejata and organizes a 'outlet "N" or .. ... me, him, her friend and Hungarian QNT amike No one knows her there on time ...... find me, him, her friend and an idiot so stupid in de ke 24 years I have seen .... Poki making the simple formula X = historic roommate sleep (50%) + of the idiot of the friend (40%) + evening spent talking about a pub co ssi Struppi 3 instead of ji in Pussy (70 %).... Ke you can understand if I put in my X = percentage of virgins (indicated by x% each situation) , there is plenty ke X had exceeded the maximum threshold of 100 %!!!... and if we consider ke the next day (Friday ).... no I supported the release, and ke anke time I paddled against doing one of the + big floods ever seen in Rome since the time of Nero (if it rained as often as fuck did he fire the city?) ......... my X was leavened exponentially as she used to feature the best cascime!!
2) Luther Blissett: striker Anglo-Caribbean born in Jamaica and raised in England. Mark many networks, it many spoils, and the fans call him by assonance "Miss it," nickname daunting, yet Giuseppe Farina president of AC Milan falls in love with Luther and buys in the summer of '83. It's rumored that the observers have confused it with the Rossoneri striker more Color Watford, a "certain" John Barnes, who then would make a fine career in Liverpool. At the first sign of rip-off, beat-the truth of flour, "Blissett advised me a gardener in London."
arrived in Milan with the reputation of the Black Bomber, our papers you are everywhere. the field, wasting a goal after another, out of representations unusual for an Anglo-Jamaican "I like reggae, but I do not smoke, do not drink and do not go to women." Gianni Brera's saddled the ominous label Callonissett, in honor of Egidio Calloni said the wretch, another era AC Milan striker. Farina, in despair, writes a letter: "My dear Luther, when I see you miss two meters from the net it seems to me to dream. " Billed as The Black Panther, after the Milan fans will soon be renamed as .... THE BLACK CAT!!
............. done now the necessary conditions we arrive at the post ........
Saturday, February 2, about 11.30, the
"Prof. S" ke decides it's time to find a routine x the evening ..... a suitable program .... without leaving anything to chance ..... not forgetting the details ...... flawless ....... ........ Stretches and begins to think about the role and meanwhile think ...... just picked up a break from the usual ke nn cojoni disturb him, saddled with bad , and the usual facendoji "bolas" .................. In conclusion, the "Prof. S" ke decide the holy season is over and the thought ke nn having pulled holes 'n spider' n hole, you return to the usual classical methods .... ... .... vekki 9 bottles of Carlsberg xkè .... after 2 nights of lean due to point 1) No one can fail again tonight ....... it is imperative to go out and be as bright as Recoaro ......
........ Carlsberg operation carried out at 19.00 ... ... ..... one begins and the first thing I happens is ..... beer bottle x earth .... NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!............... Sacrilege !!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... to ke a strange suspicion grows in the mind of "Prof. S: Does anyone here Sfiga DOOR !!!!!
........ ..... you leave tactical cafes .... you decide to go into a pub full of foreign ... staggered in groups of 2 ... on time .. the first 2 paragraphs are the facts get in and then I step straight ...... HERE BUT I THINK SOMEONE PORT Sfiga !!!!!!.... ........
...... then wanders to the Campo dei Fiori, one enters a room .... 2:02 ..... always go in the first part where I + Girls: LOCAL DOES ......... HERE SOMEONE decisively unlucky !!!!!!..... THINK .........
............ ...... you change to new premises more or less the same story .... prey to decide ke Madonna has decided the case of separami by "Luther Blissett de casa" and get a move on and thanks to a clever trick (note: speaking only in English, looking very annoyed by the way) later in an Irish pub, cn my roommate ...... LU AND BLACK CAT 'RMASTO DE !!!!!!!!!!!....... HOLES
...... I think to stay at home .... just 3 pints and ke numbers begin to exit the cylinder ...... looks (cn a capital A) ke rained on the right and left, especially a big pussy .... cn ... ke up to me saddled a horse ..... makes me beautiful as the only poke I have seen it ..... but ke ke is an idiot in front of the beautiful like no one has ever seen .... in conclusion rollover ...... de jo and "tongue" ... SDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.... she takes me from his flamboyant amike 3 ...... and ke ????.... I see is that his friend had left the famous cn which looks first .......
SDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
............ I WATCH strophic, I LOOK IN THE WONDERFUL ...... 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001 sec (anke too long if you want) ke I decided that I needed to do:
COAT 'LA strophic !!!!!!!!
......... YOU BEGIN TO MAKE A HISTORICAL PASTURE ke ........ until the kiedo:
"Do u have any plans 4 2morrow?"
....... was the rsp:
"Of course ..... a very romantic dinner in Rome ... with you!"
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS_DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.......... "Prof. S" kiara ke nn ce + is realized in a cock and in sequence, pija phone number, go to piss, comes back loud and decides it is now de ke does a "change of toungue" .. ..... home country ... the same as the first owner .... .......... DIFFERENT !!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS_DO_O_O_O_OOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
............... and the rest is posterity ................ xi
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS_DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_O !!!!!
